chutiyapa...

charo aur chutiyapa chhaya hai... thank god there are only 4 sides :)

raKH05041982

aapko beer peeni hai.. ladki ke 7 wapis aaO...

now all know that when it comes to choosing between a women and a beer...a man will choose a ....BEER ;)

so me and satya....two floydian and classic rock lovers are meeting after a long time...and want to do gala garam ....bole to...want to have a drink....

we decide since the vatawaran (ambiance) will be more suitable in cafe Morrison.... lets go to cafe Morrison...

pine ke 7 acchha gana bhi ho jayega....

so we head from pragati maidan to south extn ....and then since both we chuts dont know the address...we as poor street vendors the address for cafe Morrison... lol...now surely they wont know the address...so we ask them...do u know where b 12 is... b 12 is the plot number i gues...which is not the right address...so we look around ...beat around the bush for 30 mins...and then come back to the same spot we started.... actually tired...thirsty...

finally we spot "the spot"... i.e. cafe morrison in front of the tapriwala (smoke seller)"...and run towards it...as if it is a oasis in the middle of a dessert ...

the bastard bouncers refuse to let us in...

simple...we are not accompanied by 2 women :O

saar...only couple entry....hai... aap dono londe ander jaana mana hai...and we are like....maa chudi...

for a beer...and whisky in my case.... we even said...under section 377 ...even two guys can be a couple...we beg ..please let us in....they refuse....bhadwas in the end were just following orders...so not their fault...

we ask...aaj friday hai ..isliye kya?...they say... "no saaar"...

friday saturday sunday and wednesday...only couple entry... aapko beer peeni hai.. ladki ke 7 wapis aaO...

lag gaye naa bhosade...i told satya....satya has nothing to say...but to curse me...;)

in the end we go to CP...and finally have a drink...

we started heading towards cafe morrison at 6 40....and managed to grab a drink only at 9 15 and that too not at cafe morrison....

sab maaf .... in the end :)

this is the worst thing that has happend to modern India...to drink a beer in a decent place ...u need a female partner....
and in a city like delhi... to find a decent place to chill out.. can be so painful...


raKH05041982

they say listen to your heart... but there can be a beeg problem when the heart and the mind is not in sync... and when that happens.. you go mad... you do many things to get the sync back... but it only happens when your mind is relaxed... and your heart is not beating fast...

its been a long time since i have found my heart in sync with my mind... but now that i "think" it is in sync... i actually don't really know the real taste of vodka..too much of whisky can be little dangerous.. definitely not in sync...

the last time i remember drinking vodka ... was back in the day of engineering.. it was fun then....dehla coat + daru + live concerts + friends and no one to fucking care about what time are you going to be back home.... coz everywhere we were...was home ..

sala tab jeb mein bahot kam paise hote the...lekin fir bhi gand nahi phat-ti thee.. aaj kal jeb mein paise hai..credit card hai.. and 7 mein gand bhi phati padi hai.. lakh koshish karne pe bhi.. woh feeling nahi aati..


what have i figured out so far.. some are supposed to be assholes while others are supposed to be cunts... no matter what we do ..we can not change the facts.. this same assholes and cunts of misery can fuck the free flow in life..

u try hard not to let them effect your life... but as the heart and the mind is not in sync.. you fail...
but unfortunately these assholes and cunts teach you the things they never teach in school...

last monsoon i wanted to enjoy..but sala jeb mein paisa nahi thaa....to socha is monsoon mein aish karega... and guess what...this monsoon mein bhi jeb mein footi kaudi nahi hai... but next monsoon mein karari notein hogi...education loan jo khatam hone wala hai...



raKH05041982

polynation of the distressed mind :|

one question that always tricks me is.. where does motivation hide is us?....
few ppl get motivation from motivational quotes ...why is it so hard to beleive ??

chhota ess is all mad....chhota ess tried to make ends meet...as long as ends met...bada es was happy... bada es is mean... es had a tough life...ess had a relatively easy life... yum always must have been a filthy bych... and when the three of them met...the stars must have had a diarrhea... they stopped shinign all of a sudden...

the thing is... if u want to lick ass....let it be a completely insane xxx... else... its gonna suck so bad... that it will be like a case where at a gun point u are suppose to chew a gum for 24 hours... without a break.

haanji haanji...aapki sabse jyaada lal sir jee...aap kare to chamarkaar ...hum kare to balatkaar...dusra koi aur karen to touba touba... :-| ....this does not work... absolutely not... coz there is no mouth in this world who can suck/chew for a life time... there is a simple reason... we all have ego....

yum is a beeeg fan of dadhi.. dadhi gives advice that ppl already learned in their 1st grade, but have forgotten over the years ..i am sure dadhi is as evil as anyother human being in this world...

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ego...we alsywas feel that we shud not have ego...but ...ego helps...it helps a lot... if there was not ego..suckors would be true suxXors.....

ess has a heart... es has no heart... yum has a heart but has absolutely no idea about it. the other charateres are just mere spectators ... they nag, they crib, ...they even curse.. but it take three to tango..thigs will not change...even if they change ... the change is ineffective....

s has made a truce with life... but he is happy... everybody has to to work...spend time...do thier time...there is no shortcut when there is no path. es has also made truce with life ... but his truce with life involves others getting bum-fucked...he says u have to be a soldier ...bagpack ...and fuck off at the blow of the whistel...

G thinks that he is smart...but it takes "'s' 'm' 'a' 'r' 't'" to be 1... G is now cought in the web of a spider whoes venom will get him really very very high... so high that he will one day fall and he will fall flat...no one wants to work 16 hours a day only to find out that his national holidays are washed away in thier own sweat....

r will stop living in a dream...r will start having faith...and r will renew his hope ...at the wishing well.


r now depends on the golden yellow magic potion to survive which will slowly consume him....

r will live to tell a tell...



raKH05041982